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Sohan: What should you do if a toothless dog bites you?
Mohan: Very simple. Just take a needle-less injection.
Zohaib Sulaiman,
Class VI, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Bihar
A man goes to the market to buy potatoes.
Man: How much are the potatoes?
Grocer: Rs 10 per kg.
Man: Isn’t there any rebate?
Grocer: Of course. You may buy half a kg for the same price if you wish!
Amrendra Kumar,
Class V, Holy Child School, Dumka, Jharkhand
A thief is taken to court.
Judge: So, tell me why you broke the lock?
Thief: Very simple your honour, because I did not find the key.
Asmita Banerjee,
Class V, Springdale, Kalyani
Subha: Is the bus running on time?
Conductor: No, not on time, but on its wheels.
Subhajit Dey,
Class V, Vidyasagar Sishu Niketan, Midnapore
Neelesh: What should you do to keep thieves out of your home?
Dipti: Keep all your wealth out.
Sumit Mishra,
Class VIII, Don Bosco School, Liluah
A man gets on to a bus
Man: What is the cost of a ticket to Park Street?
Conductor: From where?
Man: From the bus, of course.
Subham Singha,
Class VIII, St Augustine’s Day School, Calcutta
A principal called the guardian of a student caught cheating.
Principal: Your son has been caught cheating during the exams.
Guardian: But how do you know for sure?
Principal: It so happens that the boy next to him wrote ‘‘I don’t know’’ to an answer. Your son wrote ‘‘I too don’t know’’ to that same question.
Tathagata Bhowmick,
Class VII, Don Bosco School, Park Circus
Ram: Everybody thinks that I am a cricket ball.
Teacher: How’s that?
Ram: Oh no! Not you too!
Abhigyan Basu,
Class V, Don Bosco School, Park Circus
Munna Bhai goes for his first operation armed with a bunch of flowers.
Patient: So tell me why have you brought the flowers?
Munna Bhai: This is my first operation. If I succeed, the flowers are for me. If I fail, these are for you!
Raka Musib,
Class VII, Bankura Christian Collegiate School, Bankura
Raj was crying when he reached home from school.
Father: Why are you crying?
Raj: I got 100 upon 100 in maths.
Father: That’s good. Why are you crying?
Raj: Our teacher said that 0 has no value!
Shrine Sonali Bhuyan,
Class VI, Loyola School, Bhubaneswar
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