Teacher: What is the formula of water'
Student: Itís H, I, J, K, L, M, N,
Teacher: What' Donít you pay attention in class'
Student: Yes, maíam. Didnít you say that the formula for water is H2O'
Class V, Contai Public School, Midnapore, West Bengal
Father: Sunita, do you remember the the name of the girl who pushed her father from the Howrah Bridge'
Sunita: Yes. I do remember. It was Push pita.
Class VI, St Andrewís High School, Birbhum, West Bengal
Ajay: Dogs are terrible dancers.
Rajesh: But how can you tell that'
Ajay: They have two left feet.
Class IV, Mahadevi Birla High School, Calcutta
Teacher: Where is your sweater'
Student: Itís in my bag'
Teacher: But why'
Student: My bag was feeling cold.
Class V, St Xavierís School, Purulia, West Bengal
Teacher: So, tell me children, how many of you want to go to heaven'
All the students raised their hands except Ilama.
Teacher: Ilama, donít you want to go to heaven'
Ilama: Yes miss, but my mother told me to go straight home.
Class VII, Carmel High School, Calcutta
Student: Sir, I am planning to land on the Sun in my private spaceship.
Teacher: But, wonít the spaceship melt'
Student: Donít worry sir. I have taken that point into account. I will be travelling only at night.
Abu Solyman Darani,
Class VIII, Hindu School, Calcutta, West Bengal
Question: Why did the football get hurt'
Answer: Because the players were kicking it.
Class V, Garden High School, Calcutta, West Bengal
Teacher: What would you do, if you were to share two mangoes with four friends'
Student: I would wait for my friends to leave.
Class VII, Sarwar Memorial School, Jalpaiguri, West Bengal
Beggar: Please give some alms.
Man: Why donít you work for me. I will pay you a daily wage of Rs 30.
Beggar: Guess what' If you tag along with me to beg, I will pay you Rs 60 per day.
Class V, St Paulís Mission School, Calcutta, West Bengal
Father: How much did you score in you history test'
Son: 15 marks less than Rajeev.
Father: Well, how much did Rajeev score'
Class VI, Purwanchal Vidya Mandir, Calcutta, West Bengal