Teacher: Solam, do you know where America is?

Solam: No, Sir.

Teacher: Stand up on the bench.

Solam: If I stood up on the bench, would I be able to see America?

Ajit Kumar Patel, Class VI, Trinity High School, Jalpaiguri

Shirin: My uncle wrote an autobiography.

Sarita: Really, what is it?

Shirin: The story of his car.

Soumavo Ghosh, Class IV, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Santragachi

Judge: You’re accused of possessing stolen money, food, clothing, etc.

Thief: Yes, your honour.

Judge: Why didn’t you just stop with the money? Why did you steal the other things?

Thief: If there’s one thing that I’ve learned in life, your honour, it’s that money alone can’t bring happiness.

Raktotpal Gogoi, Class VI, Delhi Public School, Nazina

Teacher: Tell me, what is a skeleton? Raju: A man who was dieting for so long, that he forgot how to eat.

Mohit Maheswari, Class VII, Sarwar Memorial School, Jalpaiguri

Satyabrata: Do you know I saw a murder yesterday?

Romel: Really, where?

Satyabrata: In a movie.

Abu Solyman Darani, Class VIII,Hindu School, Calcutta

Student: Miss, my grandparents are here on a visit. They arrived this morning.

Teacher: Well, isn’t that lovely. Where do they stay?

Student: At the railway station.

Teacher: What?

Student: Yes , every time we want to meet them, we drive to the station and bring them home.

Amrita Kar, Class VIII, Rajkumari Santanamoyee Girls’ High School, Tamluk, West Bengal

Reena: Without oxygen, human life would not have been possible. This important gas was discovered in 1773.

Tina: Oh, and what did people breathe before oxygen was discovered?

Partha Doshi, Class Vii, St Lawrence High School, Calcutta, West Bengal

Question: If you see an elephant sitting on a chair, what time is it?

Answer: It’s time to change the chair.

Rishabh Chaudhury, Class VII, Faculty Higher Secondary School, Guwahati

Anush: Anil, two months ago your brother was fair, but he has turned completely dark. How?

Anil: Two months ago my brother used to work in a flour factory, but now he works in a coal factory.

Pushpal Roy, Class VIII, Ram Mohan Mission School, Calcutta, West Bengal

Question: Who is an engineer?

Answer: An engine which has a ear on it is known as an engineer.

Avranshu Mahanty, Class IV, St Agnes Branch School, Hijli, West Bengal