Two cows were talking in the field. One cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease?

Other cow: Yes. Are you not glad that you’re a penguin?

Bikash Sharma, Class VI, Lyceum English Medium School, Howrah, West Bengal

A man was brought to the court. He was charged with parking his car in a restricted area.

Judge: Do you have anything to say in your defence?

Man: They should not put up such misleading notices. It said, ‘FINE FOR PARKING HERE’!

VANSH BUCHA, Class VIII, M.P. Birla School, Calcutta

Question: Who is a politician?

Answer: A person who shakes your hand before the election and your confidence after.

ANISHA CHAKROBORTY, Class VII, Dunlop English Medium School, Shahganj, Hooghly

Bunty: Why are you afraid of the tiger? It is in the cinema.

Minnie: That I know. But who knows what the tiger knows?

Swarnita Chakraborty, Class VIII, Nivedita Vidyapith, Barrackpore

Mother: Ronnie, eat the spinach. It is good for growing children.

Ronnie: Who wants to grow children?

AISHWARYA PRASAD, Class V, Dhanbad Public School, Dhanbad

Vivek: What sort of car has your father bought?

Akshat: I can’t remember. I think it starts with T.

Vivek: Really? Our car starts only with petrol.

Vivek Patodia, Class VIII, Don Bosco School, Calcutta

Grandfather: Child, my eyes are paining. What should I do ?

Grandchild: Last year, I had pain in my tooth. I got it extracted. So you should get your eyes extracted.

Kumar Abhishek, Class V, De Nobili School , Sijua, Dhanbad

Customer: I want my money back.

Shopkeeper: What’s the problem?

Customer: I bought some bird seeds from here and they are no good.

Shopkeeper: Why? Wouldn’t the birds eat them?

Customer: Birds? I planted each of those seeds and not a single bird came up!

Amrita Kar, Class VIII, Rajkumari Santanamoyee Girls’ High School, Tamluk

Two donkeys saw a zebra for the first time.

First donkey: Hey, they look like us but they are dressed differently.

Second donkey: They must have run away from the prison.

Nazish Khan, Class I, St Thomas Boys’ School, Calcutta

Rahul: I told my parents that I want to see the world.

Soham: Did they promise to take you on a world tour?

Rahul: No. They presented me an atlas on my birthday.

Mohit Maheswari, Class VII, Sarwan Memorial School, Jalpaiguri, West Bengal