Tenant: I can’t pay rent this month.

Landlord: But that’s what you said last month.

Tenant: See, I kept my word.

Priyanka Chatterjee, Class VI, Carmel School, Durgapur, West Bengal

Farmer: The new guy I hired yesterday doesn’t know much about farming.

Another farmer: Why do you say that?

Farmer: He found some milk bottles behind the barn and came running to me shouting that he had found a cow’s nest.

Md Adil Saghir, Class VII, St Xavier’s, Raigunj, West Bengal

Question: What happens when you sit on a grape?

Answer: It gives a little ‘wine’.

Afsha Shaikh, Class VI, Mahadevi Birla Girls’ Higher Secondary School, Calcutta

Nimesh: Why do you laugh whenever you quarrel with your brother?

Nissar: Well, what happens is, whenever we fight, my brother starts throwing things at me. If they hit me, he laughs. If he misses, I laugh.

Ankit Kansal, Class VIII, St James’ School, Binnaguri, West Bengal

Teacher: Seven is an odd number. How do you make it even?

Vickey: By erasing the letter ‘s’.

Anand Agarwal, Class VIII, Carmel School, Jorhat, Assam

A man went to the doctor.

Man: Doctor, I begin snoring loudly as soon as I fall asleep. What should I do?

Doctor: Hmm . . . Does it bother your wife?

Man: I am not married yet. I live alone.

Doctor: Then, what is your problem?

Man: Problem? Of course, it is a problem. I have been fired from five jobs, thanks to my snoring.

Raktotpal Gogoi, Class VI, Delhi Public School, Ligiripukhuri, Assam

Man (to friend): What did your son pass from the university in six years?

Friend: I think he passed time.

Arunava Sarkar, Class VIII, Caesar School, Jalpaiguri, West Bengal

Teacher: Give me an example of nothing.

Student: A headless man without a body.

Anurag Nepal, Class VIII, Mahbert High School, Siliguri, West Bengal

Burt: While camping out if I wake up in the middle of the night and find millions of stars gazing down at me, what will it mean?

Dave: Someone has torn your tent.

Richa Saha, Class VI, Our Lady Queen of the Mission School, Calcutta

Question: What is the difference bet- ween a mobile and an automobile?

Answer: The thing which we carry is a mobile and the thing which carries us is an automobile.

Rahul Mahalanabis, Class V, Gairkata High School, Jalpaiguri, West Bengal