Judge: How did you manage to commit 15 robberies in a week?

Thief: Your Honour, I worked day and night.

Sandeep Maurya, Class VII, Sunrise English Medium School, Howrah, West Bengal

Question: Why do cows give milk?

Answer: Because they can’t sell it.

Debkanya Dey, Class VIII, Shri Shiksha- yatan School, Calcutta

One day John visited an aquarium.

John (to the aquarium keeper): What kind of fish is this?

Aquarium keeper: It is a jelly fish.

John: Which flavour?

Rishab Chaudhary, Class VII, Faculty Higher Secondary School, Guwahati, Assam

Teacher: John, if you had 10 apples...

John: But I don’t, Miss.

Teacher: Okay, suppose you had 10 apples and the boy next door took five, what will you have?

John: Oh, that’s easy. A fight, of course.

Raktotpal Gogoi, Class VI, Delhi Public School, Ligiripukhri, Assam

Mother: Why aren’t you studying, Sayan? Has your school not given you study leave because your exams are round the corner?

Sayan: But Mom, doesn’t study leave mean leave from study?

Sayar Banerjee, Class II, Calcutta Boys’ School, Calcutta

Teacher: Anirban, when did the Great Depression take place?

Anirban: Last week when I got my report card in school.

Devlina Bonbon Gupta, Class VI, Calcutta Girls’ High School, Calcutta

Beggar: Sir, please help me. I am so hungry. It feels as if a hundred rats are running in my stomach.

Passerby: All right. I will give you some rat poison.

Krittibas Majumdar, Class VI, Carmel Junior College, Jamshedpur, Jharkhand

Sourav had never boarded a plane. One day his family decided to go for a holiday to the Andaman islands. Sourav boarded the plane and sat on a seat he liked very much. After a while a man came in...