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Customer: How much does this cap cost?
Shopkeeper: Rs 200.
Customer: What? I can get a pair of shoes for that amount.
Shopkeeper: Well, why don’t you buy a pair of shoes and wear it on your head?
Rajdeep Singh, Class VIII,
Sacred Heart School, Kharagpur, West Bengal
Man (to a boy): Why are you putting your hand in my pocket?
Boy: I wanted to take your pen.
Man: Can’t you ask for it?
Boy: I don’t talk to strangers.
Sandeep Maurya, Class VII,
Sunrise English Medium School, Howrah
Rohan: Why do humming birds hum?
Roshan: Because they keep forgetting the lyrics.
Ashish Majumdar, Class VIII,
Kendriya Vidyalaya, Sevoke Road, Siliguri
Question: What did the envelope say to the postage stamp?
Answer: Stick with me and we will go places!
Sneha Dey, Class IV, South
Point School, Calcutta
Boy (to toy shop owner): Give me an aeroplane.
Shopkeeper: Here
is your aeroplane.
Boy: Here is your money.
Shopkeeper: This is not real money.
Boy: This is not a real aeroplane, either.
Kishore Mondal, Class VII,
Ramkrishna Mission Vidyapith, Purulia, West Bengal
Jailor (to a prisoner): What’s your problem?
Prisoner: I cannot find my way out of this jail.
Mokid Ahmed, Class V, Cathedral
Mission High School, Calcutta
Doctor (to patient): You must check your sugar level regularly.
Next day...
Husband: What are you doing? You have been going to the kitchen every few minutes and fiddling with the sugar container.
Woman: The doctor has asked me to check the sugar level regularly.
Sampanna Chatterjee, Class
III, V.M. School, Joka
History teacher: Rahul, who killed Siraj-ud-daula?
Rahul: The termites, sir.
Teacher: Rahul, don’t you read your history book?
Rahul: My history book has been eaten by termites.
Subhankar Ghosh, Class VII,
Gopal Govinda Academy, West Bengal
In KBC2...
Amitabh Bachchan (to a man): What
is your father’s name?
Man (laughing heartily): Sir, you have not yet given me the options.
Rupsagar Chatterjee, Class
VI, St Francis Elite School, Calcutta
Nikhil: When and where were you born?
BANANI: I was born in a hospital on my birthday.
Sourav Samanta, Class VI,
D.A.V. Public School, Midnapore, West Bengal
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