Rahul: Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses'
Doctor: Yes, why not'
Rahul: How nice! I have been illiterate for so long.
SHAMBADITYA DAS, Class VIII, St Xavierís School, Malda, West Bengal
Teacher: Correct this sentence: ďA bull and a cow is grazing in the field.Ē
Raman: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Teacher: How is that possible'
Raman: Ladies first.
Ameet y. someshwar, Class VIII, The D.B.S.H. School, Calcutta
Woman: One of your bees has stung me! Do something about it.
Bee-keeper: Sure, maíam. Just tell me which one it was and Iíll have it punished.
Arijit Dutta, Class VII, Little Stars Senior Secondary School, Digboi, Assam
Sister: You wonít believe what I went through to buy your birthday present.
Brother: Go on, tell me.
Sister: Your pockets.
hrisikesh thakur, Class V, Don Bosco High School, Jorhat, Assam
Mother: No matter where I hide the money, our son always manages to find it.
Father: Hide it in his school books. Heíll never get his hands on it.
Pritom Roy, Class VII, Loyola High School, Calcutta
Q: Why was Aman arrested in spite of pulling out 10 men from the burning house'
A: All 10 were men from the fire brigade.
ankit kansal, Class VIII, St Jamesí School, Binnaguri, West Bengal
Teacher: What is a maker of earthen pots called'
Jenny: A potter, maíam.
Teacher: And what is a maker of wooden boxes called'
Jenny: A boxer'
aditya narayan das, Class VII, W.W.A. Cossipore English School, Calcutta
Two hydrogen atoms meet on the road. First atom: Iíve lost my only electron.
Second atom: Are you sure'
First atom: Yes, Iím positive.
Narayan bagla, Class VII, M.C. Kejriwal Vidyapeeth, Liluah, West Bengal
Arun: Whatís the name of your new dog'
Tarun: I donít know. He wonít tell me.
rishabh chaudhary, Class VI, Faculty Higher Secondary School, Guwahati, Assam
Q: What do you call a person painting a car'
A: A carpenter!
suprabha kashyap, Class VII, The Assembly of God Church School, Purulia, West Bengal
Father: Rohan, take this new calendar.
Rohan: I donít want this one. Give me one that has more holidays.
subhankar Mondal, Class VIII, DAV Model School, Durgapur, West Bengal
Q: What do computers eat when they are hungry'
Monomita Mukherjee, Class VIII, Narmada School, Calcutta