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Rahul: Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses'

Doctor: Yes, why not'

Rahul: How nice! I have been illiterate for so long.

SHAMBADITYA DAS, Class VIII, St Xavierís School, Malda, West Bengal

 

Teacher: Correct this sentence: ďA bull and a cow is grazing in the field.Ē

Raman: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.

Teacher: How is that possible'

Raman: Ladies first.

Ameet y. someshwar, Class VIII, The D.B.S.H. School, Calcutta

 

Woman: One of your bees has stung me! Do something about it.

Bee-keeper: Sure, maíam. Just tell me which one it was and Iíll have it punished.

Arijit Dutta, Class VII, Little Stars Senior Secondary School, Digboi, Assam

 

Sister: You wonít believe what I went through to buy your birthday present.

Brother: Go on, tell me.

Sister: Your pockets.

hrisikesh thakur, Class V, Don Bosco High School, Jorhat, Assam

 

Mother: No matter where I hide the money, our son always manages to find it.

Father: Hide it in his school books. Heíll never get his hands on it.

Pritom Roy, Class VII, Loyola High School, Calcutta

 

Q: Why was Aman arrested in spite of pulling out 10 men from the burning house'

A: All 10 were men from the fire brigade.

ankit kansal, Class VIII, St Jamesí School, Binnaguri, West Bengal

 

Teacher: What is a maker of earthen pots called'

Jenny: A potter, maíam.

Teacher: And what is a maker of wooden boxes called'

Jenny: A boxer'

aditya narayan das, Class VII, W.W.A. Cossipore English School, Calcutta

 

Two hydrogen atoms meet on the road. First atom: Iíve lost my only electron.

Second atom: Are you sure'

First atom: Yes, Iím positive.

Narayan bagla, Class VII, M.C. Kejriwal Vidyapeeth, Liluah, West Bengal

 

Arun: Whatís the name of your new dog'

Tarun: I donít know. He wonít tell me.

rishabh chaudhary, Class VI, Faculty Higher Secondary School, Guwahati, Assam

 

Q: What do you call a person painting a car'

A: A carpenter!

suprabha kashyap, Class VII, The Assembly of God Church School, Purulia, West Bengal

 

Father: Rohan, take this new calendar.

Rohan: I donít want this one. Give me one that has more holidays.

subhankar Mondal, Class VIII, DAV Model School, Durgapur, West Bengal

 

Q: What do computers eat when they are hungry'

A: Chips.

Monomita Mukherjee, Class VIII, Narmada School, Calcutta

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