Lucky: Don’t you have any problems since you’re bald?

Mani: Just one ? I don’t know where to stop washing my face.

Bhagyashree Mohanty,
Class VIII, Deepika School, Rourkela, Orissa

Receptionist: A man has come to see you, sir.

Boss: Tell him to take a chair and wait outside.

Receptionist: Sir, he’s already taken all the chairs and is now taking the tables. He’s saying that he’ll clear the whole office out. He’s from the income tax department.

Ananta Akansh,
Class IV, Motilal Nehru Public School, Jamshedpur, Jharkhand

Q: What did the dinosaur say to his human friend?

A: A friend to eat is a friend indeed.

Tanvi Tafsin,
Class VII, Assembly of Angels’ Secondary School, Calcutta

A judge went to a dentist with a toothache.

Judge: I have a toothache, doctor. So, take out the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

Suryaday Nath,
Class VIII, S.P. English Medium High School, Dhubri, Assam

Rahul: Today I missed the bus and running after it, I reached school. That saved me Rs 5.

Prerna: You’re so stupid! Had you run after a taxi, you would have saved much more.

Tushar Kant Sethi,
Class VII, Happy Home School, Bhadrak, Orissa

Teacher: Raghu, what is the opposite of interior?

Raghu: Exterior.

Teacher: Good! Now, what is the opposite of minimum?

Raghu: Minidad!

Biplob Chakraborty,
Class VII, Pragjyotish English Medium High School, Guwahati, Assam

Q: How did Rahul try to kill a bird?

A: By throwing it off a cliff!

Shambaditya Das,
Class VIII, St Xavier’s School, Malda, West Bengal

Mother: Guddi, why are you making a hole in your physics book with a screw driver?

Guddi: Because the teacher asked us to go through the book.

Dreamy Das,
Class VIII, Holy Child School, Jalpaiguri, West Bengal

Arun: I immediately need 1,000 spiders, 500 rats and 50 lizards.

Barun: Why?

Arun: I am shifting house. My old landlord wants the house in the same condition as it was when he rented it out to me.

Sayan Saha,
Class VI, Purwanchal Vidya Mandir, Calcutta

Customer: Has the old chef left?

Waiter: How did you know?

Customer: Earlier there were grey hairs in the food, now there are black ones.

Saya Choden Dadul,
Class VIII, Tashi Namgyal Academy, Gangtok, Sikkim

Waiter: Excuse me, sir. Can I hang your coat for you?

Customer: Why? Did it commit a crime?

Sweta Padma Pattnaik,
Class VII, St Vincent’s Convent School, Balasore, Orissa