Zubin: Zafar, you shouldn't gamble. You will win one day and lose the next day.
Zafar: No problem. I'll gamble every alternate day.
raktim bhattacharjee, Class VIII, Little Star School, Sonitpur, Assam
Prakriti: Mum, I've decided to stop studying from today.
Mother: Why so'
Prakriti: I heard that someone was shot dead yesterday for knowing too much.
fatema kangroo, Class VII, Loreto Day School, Calcutta
Pankaj: I was feeling so tired that I decided to toss a coin ' heads for coming to school and tails for going back to bed.
Hemant: And what was the result'
Pankaj: Tails, of course, after 10 tosses.
hrishikesh thakur, Class IV, Don Bosco High School, Jorhat, Assam
Father: How do you like going to school, son'
Son: I like going and I like coming back, but it's the time in between that I don't like.
malay nirula, Class VI, Delhi Public School, Jalpaiguri, West Bengal
Sara: Mum, can I have two rupees for the man who is crying outside'
Mother: What's the old man saying'
Sara: He is crying out, saying, 'ice lollies, two rupees each!'
anirudh jain, Class VII, Abhinav Bharati High School, Calcutta
A man once ran over a woman's cat...
Man: Sorry, ma'am. your cat is already dead. Is there something I can do for you'
Woman: Can you catch mice'
kushagra tiwary, Class VIII, Don Bosco, Bandel, West Bengal
First hunter: How can you be sure that you hit the duck'
Second hunter: I shot him both in the foot and the head at the same time.
First hunter: How can you possibly do that'
Second Hunter: You see, the duck was scratching its head.
debayan nag, Class VI, Adams International School, Uttarpara, West Bengal
Two priests were speeding down the road on a motorbike, when a policeman stopped them.
Policeman: Don't you think you're driving too fast' I'll have to fine you.
Priests: Have no fear. God is with us.
Policeman: Then I'll have to fine you anyway.
Policeman: Because three people are not allowed on a bike.
akriti anand, Class VI, Sacred Heart School, Ranchi, Jharkhand
Q: Why did Kamal keep the tape recorder on the fridge'
A: He wanted to hear some cool music!
aditya vikram daga, Class VI, Haryana Vidya Mandir, Calcutta
Lady: I like this dog but his legs are too short.
Shop owner: What are you trying to say' All his legs reach the floor, don't they'
sweta p. pattnaik, Class VII, St Vincent's Convent School, Balasore, Orissa