Teacher: What is the height of the Himalayas?

Student: Four-and-a-half cm.

Teacher: Where did you get that answer?

Student: I measured it from my geography book.

avay chandra sinha, Class VI, St Patrick?s Higher Secondary School, Asansol, West Bengal

Subhendu: Why are you looking so worried?

Rakesh: Because I?m unable to understand how my sister has two brothers while I have one.

shambaditya das, Class VIII, The St Xavier?s School, Malda, West Bengal

Gyan: Souvik, why have you made a hole in your umbrella?

Souvik: So that I can see when it stops raining.

anant gupta, Class VIII, St James School, Binnaguri, West Bengal

Jack: I?m feeling bored. Can you sing me a song?

Jill: Sure. But what type of song ? classical or pop?

Jack: Pop.

Jill: Okay. But an old one or a new one?

Jack: A new one.

Jill: That?s great. But a happy one or a sad one?

Jack: A happy one.

Jill: A duet or a solo?

Jack: I can?t take this anymore! I?ll go mad. Hit me with your slippers for asking you to sing a song!

Jill: Good. But with your slippers or mine?

v. anshuman, Class VII, Don Bosco High School, Guwahati, Assam

Q: What will happen if there is no water on earth?

A: We?ll get pure milk all the time.

nishit suman, Class VIII, Jamshedpur Public School, Jamshedpur, Jharkhand

Q: Which is the laziest mountain in the world?

A: Mt ?Ever-rest?.

Rahul jaju, Class VII, Shree Jain Vidyalaya, Howrah, West Bengal

Patient: I?ve been suffering from lower back pain. What do you suggest I do to ease it?

Doctor: Buy yourself a rocking chair. Patient: You give this sort of advice and you call yourself a doctor?

Patient: I also own a furniture store.

Madhurjya narayan adhikary, Class VIII, Maharishi Vidya Mandir, Guwahati, Assam

Wife: Turn back the car. We?ll have to return home.

Husband: Why? What happened?

Wife: I forgot to turn off the gas regulator. What if there is a fire?

Husband: Don?t worry. I forgot to turn off the tap.

ankit kansal, Class VIII, St James? School, Binnaguri, West Bengal

Q: Name a person whose life is full of ups and downs.

A: A liftman!

ankur kacholia, Class VII, St Thomas Boys? School, Calcutta

Teacher: Your handwriting is so bad. What will you do when you grow up?

Student: Don?t worry, ma?am. I?ll become a typist.

kunal roy, Class VIII, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Bokaro, Jharkhand