Raju: Pratim, I have a brilliant idea! I?ve invented something that?ll let people see through walls.

Pratim: Really? What have you called it?

Raju: A window!

anant gupta, Class VIII, St James School, Binnaguri, West Bengal

Abhishek: Hey Bunty, what is a Ford? Bunty: It?s the name of a car.

Abhishek: Then what is an Oxford?

Bunty: Stupid! That?s the name of a bullock cart.

K.R. Abhilash, Class VIII, Delhi Public School, Dhanbad, Jharkhand

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

A: Because they have huge fingers.

nissar goel, Class VIII, St James School, Binnaguri, West Bengal

Patient: I have a serious problem, doctor. I can hear only half of everything. Doctor: How is that possible? Repeat after me ? eighty-eight.

Patient: Forty-four.

rohit pandey, Class VI, M.C. Kejriwal Vidyapeeth, Howrah, West Bengal

Vidya: I saved Rs 5 on the way to school today.

Shreya: How did you do that?

Vidya: I missed the bus and running after it, I reached school.

priti medda, Class V, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Howrah, West Bengal

Teacher: Rita, name the Tudor kings and queens of England.

Rita: Henry VII, Henry VIII, Edward VI, Mary...

Teacher: Sit down. Samu, tell me, who came after Mary?

Samu: Er... her little lamb?

debkanya dey, Class VIII, Shri Shikshayatan School, Calcutta

Q: What do you get when you cross a hen with chewing gum?

A: Chicklets!

srijata ghosh, Class VIII, Bidya Bharati Girls High School, Calcutta

Trainer: Raju,why don?t you take swiming lessons? They?ll keep you fit. Raju: If I need to be in good health, I?d rather eat fish. They are the best swimmers.

aditya narayan das, Class VII, W.W.A. Cossipore English School, Calcutta

A man came to a village looking for someone. When he reached the house, he saw a boy playing in the courtyard.

Man: Is your father home?

Boy: Yes, he is.

The man went up to the door and knocked. even after a long time, no one answered.

Man: No one is opening the door. Why did you tell me that your father is home?

Boy: He is at home, but we don?t live here.

arshia ruina, Class VI, Carmel Junior College, Jamshedpur, Jharkhand

Teacher: Linda, why were the 13th and 14th centuries the Dark Ages?

Linda: Because there were so many knights, ma?am.

Amit agarwal, Class VIII, Army School, Shillong, Meghalaya

Q: Why did Rohit go to study in an aeroplane?

A: He wanted higher education.

shambaditya das, Class VIII, The St Xavier?s School, Malda, West Bengal