Teacher: Raju, what does GK stand for?

Raju: God knows!

Aditya Narayan Das, Class VII, WWA Cossipore English School, Calcutta

Manish: I?ve been waiting here for the past two hours. If the train doesn?t come on time, what is the use of having a time table?

Ticket collector: If the train isn?t late, what?s the use of having a waiting room?

Nissar Goel, Class VII, St James School, Binnaguri, West Bengal

Mother: I?d like some vitamins for my son.

Chemist: What would you like? Vitamin A, B or C?

Mother: Any one will do. My son doesn?t know his alphabet yet.

Shambaditya Das, Class VIII, St Xavier?s School, Malda, West Bengal

Teacher: How will you feel if the sun disappears completely?

Pupil: Very, very sorry, sir.

Teacher: Why?

Pupil: Because there will be no Sundays in the calendar.

Sumit Pal, Class VII, Don Bosco, Howrah, West Bengal

Sam: Do you think people can predict the future by looking at cards?

Morris: Oh yes, my mother can. She takes one look at my report card and tells me exactly what will happen when my father gets home.

Ruchika Singhania, Class VIII, Maria?s Public School, Guwahati, Assam

Riya: Ram, do you know how to make a strawberry shake?

Ram: No, please tell me how to make it.

Riya: Simple, just tell it a scary story !

Sneha Das, Class V, Carmel High School, Calcutta

Q: Which part of a tree attracts dogs?

A: The bark!

Arkaprabha Sarkar, Class VIII, St Patrick?s H.S. School, Burnpur, West Bengal

A person comes out of a farm with a stack of hay everyday. On the wheelbarrow there?s a sign that reads, ?I am stealing something?. Everyday, the guard at the gate stops him, searches his wheelbarrow, but can?t find any stolen object.

Finally, he gets so irritated that he stops the man and asks him, ?What is it that you steal everyday??

The man looks at him and says calmly, ?Wheelbarrows.?

Kumar Aanjaneya, Class VIII, Delhi Public School, Dhanbad, Jharkhand

Bidisha: Indira, where is your brother?

Indira: He?s in hospital.

Bidisha: What happened?

Indira: We were competing to see who could lean out of the window the furthest, and he won.

Jeet Biswas, Class VII, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Guwahati, Assam

Patient: Doctor, you have to help me. I?m having a terrible problem.

Doctor: What is it?

Patient: I can?t sleep at night.

Doctor: Oh, don?t worry about that. Just lie at the edge of the bed and soon you?ll drop off.

Kushagra Tiwary, Class VIII, Don Bosco, Bandel, West Bengal