Mother: Daddy asked you to clean the fridge last night. Have you done it?

Son: Oh, yes! I cleaned up the fridge last night itself. And everything was very delicious.

rahul chakrabarty, Class VII, Nava Nalanda School, Calcutta

Teacher: It?s shameful the way the two of you were fighting. Each of you will write your names a hundred times as punishment.

First boy: But it?s not fair, sir. His name is Rahul Bose, but mine is Venkateshwara Kumara Mangalaswamy Rao!

anant goyal, Class VII, B.G.K.V., Calcutta

Policeman: Hey, why are you driving so fast?

Driver: The brakes of my car are faulty and I want to get home before I cause an accident.

ramesh singhania, Class VII, Kerala Public School, Jamshedpur, Jharkhand

A waiter at a hotel drops an expensive dish and breaks it.

Manager: Butter fingers! That dish costs a hundred rupees, while your salary is just Rs 50. How will you pay for it?

Waiter: I could, if you gave me a raise of Rs 50!

kushagra tIWARY, Class VIII, Don Bosco School, Bandel, West Bengal

A policeman caught a thief just as the latter was trying to escape.

Policeman: I have caught you finally! But wait, I don?t have a pair of handcuffs.

Thief: Don?t you worry, sir. Why don?t you stay here while I go and get the handcuffs from the police station? Policeman: Don?t try to act smart. You wait here. I?ll go and get the handcuffs.

nishit suman, Class VIII, Jamshedpur Public School, Jamshedpur, Jharkhand

Raju: An honest lawyer, Santa Claus and a policeman were walking down the road when they spotted a pot full of gold coins. Tell me, who took the coins?

Mannu: I don?t know. Raju: Simple. The policeman. An honest lawyer and Santa Claus are imaginary creatures.

anurag anand, Class VII, Blue Bells School, Deoghar, Jharkhand

Ali: Give me a new calendar.

Shopkeeper: What sort of a calendar do you want?

Ali: One which has a lot of holidays.

govinda sharma, Class VII, St Anthony?s School, Calcutta

Teacher: Let us take the example of a busy ant. He works all the time, be it night or day. What happens then?

Thomas: Then someone steps on it.

anupam deb, Class VIII, National Open School, Calcutta

Mike: Hey, there?s a guy at the door with a really ugly face.

Brother: Tell him that you already have one.

imtiaz hassan sarkar, Class V, The Assembly of God Church School, Calcutta

Teacher: What will happen if gold is kept in the open?

Rahul: It will get stolen.

mayukh mukherjee, Class IV, Modern School, Barrackpore, West Bengal